Crange Gets a Sandwich

Synopsis
This arc follows Crange as he goes to... get a sandwich. Sounds kind of boring till you start actually reading it. This arc started up on the 29th of February, 2016 and ended on the 18th of March in the same year. It's the 3rd arc of 2016, and the 19th overall.

Plot
This story starts off as a few stories in the comic do- with Crange getting high in an alleyway. Still riding his high, Crange is absolutely blown away at the sight of a nearby Subway. After smacking his face into the glass window, Crange finally gets into the Subway and seems to just zone off staring at all the ingredients. Luckily for him, there's still some poor soul working at Subway. It's a glasses-wearing bug girl who asks Crange what he wants to eat. He asks for a fuckin.... chicken bacon ranch.Crange watches intently as she makes his sandwich which somehow sends him into a bout of ecstasy. The alt text suggests this is because of ASMR and not the delicate understanding with which this bug lady puts down those ingredients. This is follo wed by a little sequence of him uh. Doing whatever it is people who like ASMR do.

As bug lady finishes his sandwich, she asks if he wants anything else and Crange sheepishly replies that he wants another sandwich- same thing. Again he watches in awe as she makes his sandwich, wide-eyed and amazed. As soon as she finishes, he puts up his hand and asks for another one. This is where the comic and Crange sort of start to go off the deep end. The visuals do get pretty surreal though, so I'd recommend reading this chapter for yourself.

We cut to a little later in the night, there's now a pile of uneaten sandwiches by the register, stinking up the place. Crange is standing in the same place still, a cup of coffee now in his hand, watching the bug girl make her umpteenth sandwich. Internally, he has a monologue about how insanely precise the sandwich making is and how the girl is no doubt mentally miles away from the situation. She finishes, he asks for another one. Lines of reality really start to blur when Crange orders ten sandwiches in a row and the girl doesn't even relax. Crange really starts to go off, talking pretty much a great big deal of nonsense that's so funny I'm not going to attempt to summarize it here. Morning comes and Crange is forced to sober up due to the bug lady, called Rach apparently, leaving because her shift's over. A new guy comes in named Dan and takes her place, much to Cranges' horror. He presses himself to the glass guard and watches her leave. He's then told by the new worker, surrounded by uneaten gross chicken bacon ranches, that he owes 900 dollars. Not to be bested so easily,Crange pulls out his rewards card.